Why don’t necromancers ever get invited to parties?

Because they bring dead weight.

“I challenge you to have problem with my profile picture.”

Why did the barbarian bring a ladder to the dungeon?

Because they wanted to level up!

“Nobody reads this sh*t anyway.”

Why don’t rogues ever get lost?

Because they always find their way… with a sleight of hand!

“I am not writing anything… You do it!”